Cards Against Humanity is building a monument in Starbase, TX to remind Elon Musk that he's a sad little bitch with no friends. 100% of profits from this store directly fund that monument.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's happening?
This is a collection of official merch that supports Cards Against Humanity's Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee. 100% of our profits from this bullshit will directly fund the construction of a monument on our land in Starbase, TX.
Why are you building a monument?
In 2017, we bought a plot of land on the US-Mexico border to protect it from Donald Trump's stupid wall. Then, in 2024, we discovered that fucking Elon Musk snuck up on us from behind and defiled that land with tractors, gravel, and space garbage. We sued Musk, he admitted he trespassed, and he left. Now we're building a monument to remind Elon Musk that he's a sad little bitch with no friends.
Where will the monument be?
On that very same land, which we still own. Musk annexed the property into his creepy "Starbase" company town in 2025, and now the parcel is surrounded by "executive housing."
Tell me about the "Design Committee."
For just $10, you can join the Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee and be part of the monument's design process. We need all the help we can get figuring out the right monument to force a moment of introspection upon the world's richest, ugliest man.
Can I still join committee?
You sure can. Join us—we've already got 30,000 members.
I don't want to join. Can I buy stuff anyway?
Absolutely.
Tell me some boring facts about this store.
For now, this store is limited to US customers. You'll need to pay a bit for shipping, and you can expect delivery in 5-10 business days. If you're having a problem, begin by looking inside yourself and meditating on the transience of all things. In your mind's eye, visualize everything and everyone you've ever held dear, and let them go. If your problem persists, please try as hard as possible not to email us at mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com.
100% of profits support the monument?
Yes, all one hundred of them.